Strategic – Sarcastic – Fully Swined!
From the sludge of modern productivity comes a creature you never asked for: Calvin Swine.
Each figure is sculpted, moulded, and hand-painted – a one-of-a-kind artefact from the Shadowplay Universe.
Infused with glorious imperfection and unapologetic attitude, Calvin proudly bears the marks of his maker. Whether as a reminder, a companion, or a warning, he stands in defiance of polished conformity.
Price: AUD $80 + $11 postage
Includes:
1x Calvin Swine sculpture 105mm x 60mm x 40mm (resin-cast, hand-painted, attitude included)
Small Certificate of Authentic Swinery (with model number + emergence date)
- Signed celebrity promotional card by Calvin
QR download code for the Calvin Swine theme song
Note:
Limited edition run (moulds degrade and reality crumbles)
Not a toy. Not for children. Possibly not even for adults!
Swine Mode™ may activate without warning.